I believe that there are certain drinks that should only be ordered at specific establishments. I'm not going to be ordering the wine at my local Irish pub. And you definitely won't catch me ordering anything but a tequila or vodka soda at the local dive that specializes in Bud Light. The politics of ordering drinks is a complicated one. We've talked about the drinks bartenders hate making, but is that hatred always justified? Like, is it really that hard to make a mojito? Or is it just lazy? I…

You know that's a lie, but it really does feel that way right now, doesn't it?

Gotta hand it to her

Woof

Being the sober friend in the crew can come with some pretty annoying disadvantages, like becoming the default designated driver at every boozy social engagement. One sober redditor decided to make it a little better for herself by imposing a “designated driver tax” on her drunk friends whenever they expected her to drive everyone home at the end of the night. She didn't expect anything too crazy–a few sodas here and there, or a covered dinner once in a while–but one friend was positively scand…

Pizza. Everyone's better at pizza when they're drunk. No further explanation needed.

A formidable enemy

People actually drink this?

Cheers

This round of memes is on us.

Just...why

A sacrifice we all make when we eat out anywhere is that we don't really know what's going into our food, and the same goes for drinks, too. You might think it's harder to mess up a soda than a combo meal, but that's not always the case, as one man recently found out. In a short video, LA-based @shamansaucy shows a drinks dispenser in the fast food chain full of hibiscus lemonade. The subtitles then explain that it was this beverage that tested positive for alcohol when he was pulled over by a …

Good news for mall goths, skater boys and mom’s basement dwellers : Mountain Dew has announced an alcohol range. Coming in three flavors and hitting the 5% mark, Hard Mountain Dew won’t hit the shelves until early 2022. Nonetheless, news of its imminent arrival has still made an impression on the internet. Some were horrified at the prospect of it encouraging kids to drink, or degrading the classiness levels of the lucrative hard seltzer market. Others announced their hopes that they would expa…