He's the bad guy

You can never be full

Teach her a lesson

Not a drop until she's 21

Electra Complex goes brrr

Not exactly supportive

The fear in his eyes before she told the story

Happy Tuesday, people with parents! This week, we've collected the absolute peak of unhinged parental texts for you. It's not quite fun or funny, but for anyone with awful parents , this collection is a little too relatable. Not to dump on any individual reading this article, but I'm not in contact with either of my parents. And that's a good thing! Sure, it'd be nice to have family members to call my own, but that's what your friends' parents are for. Thanksgiving with a friend's family always…

That's not...

Sure, dad

So insensitive

I've watched enough gender reveal party videos to know that some parents are super particular about the sex of their baby. This desire for a boy or a girl doesn't always come from a nefarious place. Sometimes you build up an idea in your head about who your baby is going to be, and when the biological forces at be don't conform to that expectation, you're a little upset. There's truly nothing wrong with that. However, if you act angry or indignant towards your partner because you didn't get the…

She doesn't deserve this

Now, I don't have the biggest stomach of all time, but when I go out, I'll order what I order based on what I want. Maybe I worked out that morning; I'm going to order something heavy and hearty. Maybe I'm not feeling particularly peckish, so I'll order something light. That's my decision and unless it goes against a strict dietary restraint, then I'm going to make my own choice as to what I eat. In a thread on the /r/amitheasshole subreddit, user /u/dragonflysouth4310 explained the dilemma tha…

Serves him right

I know without a hint of doubt that I never want to be a parent. I just don’t have it in me. I’m terrible with children. They annoy me, they’re sometimes gross, and they make huge messes. I don’t know how you’re supposed to talk to kids without patronizing them. The overall arrangement wouldn’t be good for me or the child. But that doesn’t mean other people shouldn’t become parents. There are so many responsible, incredible individuals out there who would make perfect parents. There are also th…