She said, "I'll show you negative"

He's outta there

Out of pocket

Duck sauce dripping with petty revenge

Paging Doctor Freud

The truth comes out

Cool facts to grab your kids attention

She should be begging for forgiveness

he has a point

iPad babies, look away

A lot of context can get lost in text messages . Even if you think that you can gauge someone's intentions from what they say in the digital sphere, we get so much information from vocal intonation. That's why I tend to limit my texting conversations to jokes and utilitarian information. "What time do we want to meet up?" "Doesn't this meme remind you of Rachel?" "Can I call you in like five minutes?" I tend to limit deep discussions and confrontations to at least a phone call. Nobody wants to…

That doesn't make up for their past misdeeds

It's not fair

What if the terrible twos are forever?

Halp

That tofu can cost