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Transformation of The Day: This 6'8 Bodybuilding Nightmare is a Real-Life Hulk
Via LADBible
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Talk about a #TransformationTuesday.

Martyn Ford, a gigantic bodybuilder known as "The Nightmare," started his shocking transformation about 12 years ago. And the Internet is now taking notice.

He went from being an avid runner with four percent body fat, to a 325-pound tattooed monster of a man.

Just LOOK at this guy.

Here's what he told LADBible:

I never really had a goal as such, I just wanted to be bigger. 12 years on I seem to be that for sure, but there's still more to achieve with my physique. The initial transformation I would say took two to three years. You were definitely looking at two different people then for sure.

Ford's goal is to become an actor.

And as big as he is, directors should be weary telling him he didn't get the part.

Rand And Evi Quaid Arrested In Canada By An "Actual Tall Midget"
Via Variety
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It was an actual tall midget.

That's who arrested actor Randy Quaid and his wife Evi in Canada today. We don't know what they did, but it couldn't be any worse than their previous sexcapades.

Evi did what any sane person would do after the incident—blame Canada.

The couple posted this bizarre video right before the arrest where they talk about Hillary Clinton's email scandal, toast to their wedding anniversary and complain about Canada some more.

Wow, Quaids. Just wow.

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If you love crazy rants, this one's for you.

"I am Jedi Joey. Do you even question that Kenobi Wan might ???? your p*nis head off? George Lucas might be able to take your Spock ear and shove it up your right cranny!"