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The entire Resident Evil: Welcome To Raccoon City reboot movie timeline explained in one convenient location by Jordan Breeding stuck in one, extremely inconvenient marriage therapy session with his clone. Hopefully this reboot doesn't get a reboot sequel.

Ever see a movie that you think you could easily make…less bad? Hollywood makes a lot of bad movies, but "Doctor" Jordan Breeding is here to help fix some of the worst ones like Twilight , Batman V Superman , Indiana Jones: Crystal Skull , and every Pirates of the Caribbean after the first one. It really wouldn't be that hard.

What would happen if crowdfunding sites like Kickstarter, GoFundMe, Indiegogo and others were actually honest? They probably wouldn't raise any funds at all.

It seems like certain heroes have been played by the same person…forever. Hugh Jackman practically is Logan to a generation of people. But what if the musical-loving Aussie wasn't available? Would Wolverine have been better portrayed Mario-era Bob Hoskins, Russell Crowe , or The Misfits' Danzig? Prrrrrobably not.

Playing the same kind of character isn't relegated to “that guys” like Luis Guzman. Sometimes even the most famous actors like Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds get typecast. Not as just as hotties with naughty bodies, but as, like, creatures trying to evolve into new lifeforms and stuff. "Doctor" Jordan Breeding and Your Brain On Cracked return to diagnose these disturbing trends. Bonus? There's loads of Mads Mikkelsen in this vide.

Were you scarred by Sunday school as a kid? Did your mom make you go to confession every week in the hopes that the priest would reveal your darkest secrets? Well, we can't promise that this animated video won't give you PTSD , but we think this might be an exception. What's more cathartic than watching someone kind of call out the bible after all those obligatory readings?

If you've never seen a Resident Evil movie, haven't played the games, and are dying to know what the series is all about - well, you're in luck. In this titillating video, the entire movie timeline gets explained in one convenient location by Jordan Breeding stuck in one, extremely inconvenient infected lab. Every movie from Resident Evil to Resident Evil: The Final Chapter. We'll see about Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City. It's a reboot. So it doesn't really count. OKAY!?

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The more you know.

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