Unless you're a good-haired CEO with shiny shoes and an entire team devoted to acting as your personal away-message, you're most likely falling at the lower end of the totem pole of company power.

nothing better than rocking a business casual shirt with sweatpants

Break time

Imagine you pick up a new hobby for yourself after work, and let's say it's a manicure. You buy the kit and work hard at making your nails look good and presentable. Some time and effort later, you feel good enough to help out your friends, whose nails are also hopeless. But first, before you hang out with your friends, you bring it to work, because you don't really feel like driving home and then going out again with your friends. You quickly realize that it was a mistake to bring said kit to…

That's nasty

Annoyingly useful

On the clock

The corporate world just got way worse, and it's all on LinkedIn

The end of an era

Clocking out ASAP

Malicious compliance activated

Clocking in

She's got a lot of nerve

Monday scaries

New job who dis?

Get me 20 cc's of memes stat.