If only you'd liked Dolan... it never would have passed.
So, this is kinda the worst. CISPA just moved to an early vote - and won.
'Previously, CISPA allowed the government to use information for "cybersecurity" or "national security" purposes. Those purposes have not been limited or removed. Instead, three more valid uses have been added: investigation and prosecution of cybersecurity crime, protection of individuals, and protection of children. Cybersecurity crime is defined as any crime involving network disruption or hacking, plus any violation of the CFAA."
Uh. Wat. Do.
"It is time once again my friends. The Government would try and destroy the Internet. Join with me because this is not just my fight but our fight. The Freedom of the Internet is being threatened once again. We showed them last time. Now let us show them again. Take action make sure the government hears from you send them letters, emails, call them, anything. Let them know. They will not take the Freedom away from the Internet. Please contact your local officials here is a quick and easy way to d"
Some user typed that paragraph. It's a lot of words so I'm gonna leave it. Not sure if trolling or text cutoff limit. Anyway, CISPA is a real thing. Be warned. There are some jokes about it to feel better about our potential sad future. And here's how to contact your representative to tell them "NO PLS."