If you look really closely, you can see that this might have been edited, as if the President didn't actually sing this song in one continuous speech.
We've got some secrets
that you'll never guess!
So read this book and
I think pedophiles everywhere have found their new anthem.
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I'M NOT PREPARED FOR THESE KINDS OF DECISIONS!!!
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