That's no moon, it's a music video!

Make it 4koma Time! Vertical Comics FTW

Sometimes it's better to get to know someone before you fawn all over their taut abs, firm chest, not to mention those eyes you just want to high-dive into. Seriously they're like two oceans sparkling with depth and untold beauty. Wait... I should stop now.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.

FAILBOOK!