I'm not saying I'm depressed or anything, but a million dollars sure would help in that department

It's been a really rough week, you deserve to buy those shoes

Maybe my landlord with accept Kohl's cash this month?

I earned this

“I wouldn’t even be mad about losing money, that’s the funniest thing ever.”

Guess those hands are staying dirty

Apple products may have many strengths, but durability sure isn’t one of them. Every iPhone or MacBook user has endured the delights of smashed screens and dwindling battery life at some point or another, no matter how carefully they use their electronics. It has got to a point where the reasons for malfunctioning devices are starting to get pretty ridiculous, as @kaxamdays had the misfortune to find out recently. After eating Chipotle near their MacBook, they closed it with a single grain of r…