Look at these two, lumbering their way through a totally insignificant birch-fest.
... sorry, that was terrible AND non-sensical. I just don't know that many tree-related puns... :( - Matty Malaprop
BUT I'M SHAVING IT
Oh, come on, don't act like you didn't chuckle at this Capricorny joke! - Matty Malaprop
before giving surprise bewb exams
Unsurprisingly, the student in question was denied permission to relieve herself. The correct response was "puis-je utiliser les toilettes?" - Matty Malaprop