Yesterday, Apple had one of its events which makes you spend the next few hours madly adjusting your spending expectations for the year. There, they announced the Apple Pencil.
It's a neat little thing, but it's also a total stylus with a fancy name and a $100 price tag.
So, the Internet had at it.
APPLE PENCIL OMG WHAT THE HECK I AM DEAD pic.twitter.com/2MMi0C5ErM— Justine Ezarik (@ijustine) September 9, 2015
I hope the next version is called the Apple No.2 Pencil.— Ben Parr (@benparr) September 9, 2015
Apple Pencil gets laughs in a room of people specifically chosen not to laugh at dumb names of things.— Jeff Cannata (@jeffcannata) September 9, 2015
2014: bigger phones! 2015: apple pencil 2016: apple fax machine 2017: apple pager 2018: apple abacus https://t.co/LLJe2QWSWv— arit john (@aritbenie) September 9, 2015
There were also a lot of the jokes you would completely expect, but still welcome.
kid - can I get the new Apple pencil? parents - sure here u go pic.twitter.com/nNZ0nUBlUW— Jenny (@xojennydey) September 9, 2015
And then there was the Apple Pencil Pro:
But the troll of all trolls came from America's diner and weird Twitter participant — Denny's.
introducing denny's toothpick. your teeth, performing at full potential. pic.twitter.com/a8uxWmAwXF— Denny's (@DennysDiner) September 9, 2015