Siesta-ing my life away

Enjoy with a Hamm's and a bowl of chili

Bold Stripes, Bright Stars, Brave Hearts.

Biggest meme sale of the year!

They don't have tater tot casseroles everywhere?

It's not cut and dried

They may have the Eiffel Tower, London Bridge, and the Parthenon, but we have Buccee's and air conditioning sooooo...

$1.50 for a hotdog... nuff said

Garage disposals, medicine commercials, and ice– OH MY!

She's so real

Fashun.

It's difficult to imagine something more insidious, unreasonable, and unhelpful than American health insurance services. If you're an American, I don't need to remind you. For those of you who live anywhere else, it is so much worse than what you're assuming. In my experience, my first response to any illness or injury is to ignore it. That's an incredibly dystopian sentiment, but it's the unfortunate reality of this country. With all that said, don't expect any dealings with an insurance compa…

The stars at night a big and bright CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

Green with envy

Fast and furious

Americans, if someone was planning to travel abroad to the United States, what advice would you give them? If it were me, I'd recommend that they avoid tourist traps completely. If they were planning to stay in New York, they should avoid Times Square at all costs. It's expensive, overcrowded, and interesting for all of two minutes. Also, don't go to Ohio . That being said, I'm not a tour guide. I can speak for where I've lived and that’s only three states. I don't know the first thing about Fl…