It hurts.

Hopefully he learned a valuable lesson

SMDH

Go crazy. Go stupid.

Oofah.

Most people have at least one story they can tell that will freak people the f*** out. Sometimes they're wholesome moments of coincidence - like those people who realize they were photographed years ago at the beach at the same time and in the same place as their significant other . Sometimes the tales are terrifying. That's how a former coworker was able to convince me that ghosts are real. My party trick of a tale involves meeting and chatting with Keanu Reeves the first time I got stoned. Le…

You read that right.

Blights, all of them.

The struggle is real.

Come ON.

Do we really want to look into her mind?

Yuck.

This one's for you, Jeff Bezos.