Woof

Oopsie

Wild, wild horses

We can't look away.

Parent of the year

These teachers should get fired

One of the most common nightmares people have revolves around text anxiety.

Never again.

Green with envy

Tee hee ha

Big little brains

Everybody has had a bad haircut at some point in their lives. My worst hair moment was when I stuck gum behind my ear because I wanted to emulate my idol, Violet Beauregarde, from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory . Naturally, the gum got stuck in my hair, and I didn't tell anybody. Why would I? If my mom or grandma found out I got gum stuck in my hair, they'd be super bummed out. I took matters into my own hands and decided to cut out the gum myself. I'm 98% sure that my grandma noticed wh…

Foot-in-Mouth Syndrome alert.

A sea of musings for overthinkers

I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known...

Everyone gets some sick satisfaction from overhearing someone talking smack about you, especially someone you've been suspicious about from the jump. When someone talks about you behind their back, they have all the power. However, when you overhear the sh*t talking, you get some of the power back and are at least able to defend yourself against their claims about you. This Uno Reverse Card puts the sh*t-talker in an awkward position because you were never really supposed to know what they felt…