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Already bored of your PlayStation 4 launch titles? Have no fear because you will have plenty of material to fap to! Now there's an easy answer to those awkward Bungie guys...



It's unclear what "fully support" means because there probably won't be a dedicated app on the PS4. You're probably better off using the Wii U tablet web browser so you can keep your shame to yourself.

The best thing that could come from this is hopefully PornHub trophies!

Gold Trophy - Experience a whole new type of Giant Enemy Crab.
Silver Trophy - Receive your first pop-up.
Bronze Trophy - Turn off Knack and fap instead.
Bronze Trophy - Participate in a live speedrun.

And if you're interrupted you can just tell your mom you are trophy hunting!

Dancing Brazilian Dog Inspires Remixes
Via: Needle
A Brazilian dog that appears to be dancing was a minor internet hero in 2016.
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There has been a lot of speculation about the content and direction of 'Super Mario Odyssey' since its reveal last week.

The gist of what we knew about 'Super Mario Odyssey' so far was that it will have Mario running around in an urban environment on a grand quest to rescue Princess Peach from the clutches of Bowser, or something like that.

We knew Nintendo was looking to, yet again, try something new for the Mario franchise but we had no idea the insane lengths Nintendo was going to take to push Mario in a new direction.

Well, now new footage has emerged showing everyone's favorite plumber in action in his new locale.


It turns out that in the new game Mario enjoys such illicit activities like bar fighting, bowling and visiting strip clubs.
Given how much our Italian friend loves mushrooms, we shouldn't be too surprised.



Jokes aside, this has to be one of our most favorite GTA mods of all time. The genius who made this video managed to make Mario commit every heinous act that we never thought we'd see.

We'll never look at Mario quite the same way again.


Keep those big hands to yourself buddy.


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