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After he got over his fear of public speaking, Terry left his weekly AA meetings feeling positively energized. - Matty Malaprop

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Judging by her age, I'm guessing a very very creepy man bestowed that title upon her. Teenage hair pasta maybe, but I don't see no angel here. - Matty Malaprop

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I think the answer to this question is actually quite simple. It would behoove you to not overthink it. - Matty Malaprop

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But my home state of Montana remains Barret and Aerith as always, which means it's likely gonna be another Sephiroth forest fire season again this year... - Matty Malaprop

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And by "the easy way" I of course mean the wrong way, because everyone knows tenses in French are the purest form of confounding hell and not like they are in English at all. - Matty Malaprop

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