ARRR2-D2

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ARRR2-D2
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Given how advanced the technology behind R2 is, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he was quite proficient at piracy. - Matty Malaprop

Aaaaaaaaaaand They're Off!

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Aaaaaaaaaaand They're Off!
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It's at once more ethical and more violent than its homophonic counterpart. - Matty Malaprop

You're Being Kind of Roo-d

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You're Being Kind of Roo-d
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It's not that I don't care, it's just that I think you should learn to deal with Eeyore own bullsh*t in life. - Matty Malaprop

If He Were More Ornate, He'd Be a Fossil

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If He Were More Ornate, He'd Be a Fossil
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This is the part where I admit to never having watched Friends, and thus have no idea if this is a reference to anything pertaining to the show. All I really know is that Chandler is a funny name. - Matty Malaprop

Never Give Into It!

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Never Give Into It!
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Only a total fruit would give into pear pressure, 'namsayin? #I'mNotHomophobicISwear #THISPUNISABOUTFRUIT #NOITREALLYACTUALLYIS - Matty Malaprop