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And believe me, sweetheart, if I knew your real name I'd be literally grilling you too for making such an idiotic comment. - Matty Malaprop

ME GUSTA RAGE COMICS.

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Honestly, when it comes to gardening, I've always found the best advice to be: Dew or dew not; there is no tree. - Matty Malaprop

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Aaaaaaaaaaand this is what we in the business refer to as "the bottom of the barrel." - Matty Malaprop

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Even if the date doesn't go well, at least you're gonna get an awesome filet mignon out of the deal! - Matty Malaprop

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