You Don't Say?

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cleaning,double meaning,literalism,mess,question,reason,suck,suction,use,vacuum
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Today on self-evident science theater... - Matty Malaprop

Talk about a SMILF

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creepy,lolwut,milf,portmanteau,smurf,smurfette,the smurfs
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Oh dear god. Smurf cuckolding. IT'S IN MY BRAIN AND IT DOESN'T WANT TO GO AWAY! - Matty Malaprop

Bass, Bass it Up!

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ass,bass,come on,fish,similar sounding,tuna,variations on a theme
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Being bass ackwards has never been so sexy. Or something like that. YOU CAN'T WRITE GOLD ALL THE TIME DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY JEEZ. - Matty Malaprop

His Weight Might Prove Tabby a Problem if You Aren't Careful...

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cat,double meaning,fat,Hall of Fame,literalism,orange,oranges,shape,tabby
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You really ought to put him on a stricter diet. You wouldn't want him developing heart pulpitations, after all!

Straight From the Disney/Lucas Film Vault...

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george lucas,lady and the tramp,disney,shoop,mashup,trap,tramp,similar sounding,lucasarts,juxtaposition,missing letter
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Maybe my taste is just too picky, but a lovely Italian meal sounds a lot more appealing to me than a night at the Ackbar. - Matty Malaprop