I Eat Colorful Food Only

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I Eat Colorful Food Only
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... well, um, it's better than mold, I guess? - Matty Malaprop

The Now-Retired Ruler of Mewba

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The Now-Retired Ruler of Mewba
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PROTIP: Attempting to smuggle Cuban Nip into the United States is the antithesis of a good idea. - Matty Malaprop

More political hilarity over here!

Eggcelent Work Bro!

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Eggcelent Work Bro!
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Don't get too cock-y though, dude. Women always send scrambled signals to guys after their first time. - Matty Malaprop

Admit it, You've Had This Thought a Dozen Times

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Admit it, You've Had This Thought a Dozen Times
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee says: "I personally find this quite Whomorous."

Ten out of Tennant, would view again. - Matty Malaprop

He's Going to Feel Like a Foul Ball in the Morning, I Reckon

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He's Going to Feel Like a Foul Ball in the Morning, I Reckon
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Unrelated to this joke: Why don't more people use the phrase "I reckon" nowadays? It's just so fun to say! - Matty Malaprop