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Science is always a great use of time, and a better use yet when your science rhymes! - Matty Malaprop

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"And you know what's the worst part of it, Doc? The worst of it is I save that sniveling little brat every other day it seems, and I've yet to even see a single milkbone for my troubles!" - Matty Malaprop

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Hey girl, do you want to save the environment? Because my reproductive rig runs on biodiesel! - Matty Malaprop

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What's worse, he doesn't even have to search out his victims. His milkshakes bring all the unsuspecting boys to his yard! - Matty Malaprop

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... does that make Mama June a Piranha Plant? Because that would just make SO MUCH sense to me. - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster grrimhere says: "Sid really likes to play with his toys."

Sounds to me like Sid's mental health is about as well put-together as his army of creations. - Matty Malaprop

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