And I'll fight anyone who tries to call them duracellouts. - Matty Malaprop
I'd congratulate your for you punmanship but I'm too busy giggling over the idea of Tingle condoms because I'm 12. - Matty Malaprop
But we're not going to be able to confirm or bust this myth without the help of CERN. - Matty Malaprop
Sometimes puns are the kind of jokes you can really sink your teeth into. - Matty Malaprop
They didn't manage to off their first victim, though they did leave him visibly shaken afterward. - Matty Malaprop
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