Today on self-evident science theater... - Matty Malaprop
Oh dear god. Smurf cuckolding. IT'S IN MY BRAIN AND IT DOESN'T WANT TO GO AWAY! - Matty Malaprop
Being bass ackwards has never been so sexy. Or something like that. YOU CAN'T WRITE GOLD ALL THE TIME DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY JEEZ. - Matty Malaprop
You really ought to put him on a stricter diet. You wouldn't want him developing heart pulpitations, after all!
Maybe my taste is just too picky, but a lovely Italian meal sounds a lot more appealing to me than a night at the Ackbar. - Matty Malaprop
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