... well, um, it's better than mold, I guess? - Matty Malaprop
PROTIP: Attempting to smuggle Cuban Nip into the United States is the antithesis of a good idea. - Matty Malaprop
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Ten out of Tennant, would view again. - Matty Malaprop
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