I Will Possess Your Heart...

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Death Cab for Cutie,drugs,lab,rhyming,song,this is an actual song title
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... after I pry it from your chest with my meth-induced superhuman strength. - Matty Malaprop

Just in Time... Unlike his next LP

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in,just,justin,Justin Timberlake,literalism,similar sounding,time
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SERIOUSLY J-TIMBS WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GIVE US A FUTURE-FUTURESEX WE'VE BEEN WAITING 5EVA!!!!11!!!!1! - Matty Malaprop

Buffering Dirty

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rolling,chamillionaire,buffering,ridin dirty,double meaning
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QUESTION TIME. Which is more frustrating: endlessly spinning Youtube buffering or endlessly spinning OSX loading? DISCUSS. - Matty Malaprop

His Ego Makes Him Blind

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double meaning,ego,Gravity,hot air,literalism,orbit,revolve,sun
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He thinks he's all that, but he's really just full of hot air. - Matty Malaprop