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literalism,porpoise,purpose,serves,serving,similar sounding
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And by the looks of it, he's doing a great job and will be receiving a not-insignificant tip for his troubles! - Matty Malaprop

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He was able to successfully disarm the problem in both scenarios. Unfortunately for his mother, she found it hard to hold her baby with no arms. :( - Matty Malaprop

furniture,lawn,literalism,double meaning,lawn furniture
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You can express your disapproval all you want, lady-in-the-photo, but we all know the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. - Matty Malaprop

weight loss,fat,camp,misheard,misinterpretation,batman,bat
Via: Reddit
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"You merely adopted obesity! I was born in it, molded by it. I did not see a treadmill until I was already a man!" - Matty Malaprop

get in,boat,or,oar,ultimatum,else,or else,homophone
Via: Reddit
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It seemed like a good idea at the time, but things got really kayakward when we realized we couldn't paddle through grass... - Matty Malaprop

bad,bunny,contest,corny,good,losing,pickup lines,the pepper pancake,treasure,winning
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Punmaster Static_Bunny says: Pepper has some problems "hopping" on the ladies' bright side.

Conversely, Pancake seems to know how to flip on his charm at a moment's notice. - Matty Malaprop

aslan,cs lewis,character,double meaning,lan,literalism,suffix,the chronicles of narnia,the lion the witch and the wardrobe
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... but just because you can finally play locally doesn't mean you should stop writing angry Screwtape Letters to your Narnian ISPs! - Matty Malaprop

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