You know, smash things into pieces like Hogan's career. - Matty Malaprop
And I'd prefer he be a Firefox, but sigh, you can't always get what you want. - Matty Malaprop
Um... it looks like perfectly real pasta to me... - Matty Malaprop
Is a Trans-Am even something you can drive? My name is Matty Malaprop, and I have no idea how to automobile. - Matty Malaprop
Why wash your clothes when you can slosh your clothes, is what my mother always told me. - Matty Malaprop
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