Awww, You're Making Me Turn Beet Red!

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I'm just so easily flattered! My blush color always turnips when someone compliments me! - Matty Malaprop

The Punmaster's Alphabet

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If your stunted intellectual growth permitted an understanding of puns but not the memorization of 26 simple letters, then do I have the visual mnemonic device for you! - Matty Malaprop

Shepards Watched Their Phlox by Knight

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Well, this is quite a loaded pun, now isn't it...? - Matty Malaprop