Maybe his love of vegetables is a contributing factor to his svelte physique? - Matty Malaprop
He's a grown-ass man, so I wouldn't worry too much. If there's one thing I know about Carey Price, it's that he never has a problem Careying his own weight. - Matty Malaprop
As someone who's always fancied himself as a bit of a peripatetic thinker, this kind of pun really resonates with me. - Matty Malaprop
I'm just gonna let the Tumblrverse sum up this one for me: "Reduces high blood pressure so your heart can go on." - Matty Malaprop
When it shatters its plaster cocoon, it will emerge as a beautiful marbled cat/fly! - Matty Malaprop
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