but not really,carl sagan,FAIL,Hall of Fame,homophones,sagan,saying,similar sounding
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If you're going to pun homophonically, then for the love of god you could at least use actual homophones! - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,jesus,literalism,lolwut,miracle,nonsense,smoke on the water
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What is this I don't even but posting anyway b/c JESUS JOKES ARE ALWAYS GIGGLE-WORTHY I THINK?????? - Matty Malaprop

rope,james bond,bondage,suffix
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Fancy beating you here, Mr. Bond. - Matty Malaprop

ride,mustache,mustache ride,not schmexy,double meaning
By Unknown
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And here I thought I was going to have to censor large chunks of this post! - Matty Malaprop

defying expectations,drag racing,double meaning,drag
Via: Reddit
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My bet's on the one in the green. That face is the face of determination if I've ever seen it. - Matty Malaprop

ass,birds,donkey,double meaning,literalism,objectification
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Try as he might, I don't think this donkey's gonna be robin any redbreasts tonight... - Matty Malaprop

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