Take the Stairs

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pun,stairs,take
By Unknown
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Hell Has Frozen Over

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frozen,hell,hell has frozen over,literalism,name,over,saying,sign,town
By -Ghost-
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Meanwhile, residents in nearby Heck are enjoying comfortable temperatures in the mid-60s. - Matty Malaprop

Now That's a Good Towing Company

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tight spot,tow truck,company
By Unknown
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Are They Here to See the Rolling Stones?

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rock concert,puns,funny
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Butter Pun

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baking,brain-melt,butter,cooking,failing,margarine,margin of error,melting,oil,pan,trying
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True Companions

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star wars,solo,chewy,chewbacca,brand,cup,Han Solo,cookies
By Unknown
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Together they roam the galaxy in their trusty Millenium Waffalcone. - Matty Malaprop

It Really is His Life's Calling

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bomb,born ready,disarming,double meaning,Hall of Fame,idiom,literalism,squad
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He was able to successfully disarm the problem in both scenarios. Unfortunately for his mother, she found it hard to hold her baby with no arms. :( - Matty Malaprop