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My mother always told me that a wet spreadsheet was no kind of spreadsheet at all. I never fully understood what she meant... - Matty Malaprop

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Problematically, my father spent 18 years as a Shoulder in the U.S. Skeleton Corps, so my military allegiances haves always been a bit schizophrenic. - Matty Malaprop

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I'd give you a Han for your correct answer, but it's a pretty Wookiee-level question to be honest. - Matty Malaprop

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You should have seen his face when he figured it out! The realization left him beaming! - Matty Malaprop

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

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Sometimes puns are the kind of jokes you can really sink your teeth into. - Matty Malaprop

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Hearing your kind words directed at me has always been a huge Fanta sea of mine. - Matty Malaprop

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