It might not be the most riveting story in the universe, but it certainly is a shoo-in for the most paternal. - Matty Malaprop
I was with you all until the Doritos joke... I mean, really, is there any potato-matter in a bag of Doritos at all? I'm skeptical. - Matty Malaprop
It's less ridden with hipception than some I've seen, but you can still totally tell that this plaidipus smokes American Spirits. He was probably also listening to The Weeknd before they blew up like a House of Balloons. - Matty Malaprop
I'm sure you'd really like them if you just gave them a chance! I mean, who knows? They might even turn out to be quite sweet! - Matty Malaprop
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