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In my family, it's tradition to always start breakfast with a lovely toast. - Matty Malaprop

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... but only because CPS deemed him unfit for planethood. - Matty Malaprop

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I've done this gag before, and I promise you I'll do it again. - Matty Malaprop

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People like you make Lame Pun Coon sick, and he hopes you all 12-sided die. - Matty Malaprop

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Leave roofing to the professionals. There's nothing worse than finding yourself barking up the wrong carpentree. - Matty Malaprop

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