The Walking Dad

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By GFranco
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It might not be the most riveting story in the universe, but it certainly is a shoo-in for the most paternal. - Matty Malaprop

Potatebook: A Place for Spuds

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conversation,facebook,potato,potatoes,variations on a theme
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I was with you all until the Doritos joke... I mean, really, is there any potato-matter in a bag of Doritos at all? I'm skeptical. - Matty Malaprop

He Was Defying Animal Conventions When Mammals Were Still Underwater

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By Jstring
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It's less ridden with hipception than some I've seen, but you can still totally tell that this plaidipus smokes American Spirits. He was probably also listening to The Weeknd before they blew up like a House of Balloons. - Matty Malaprop

Ugh, Some Snacks Are Just SO Judgmental!

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cracker,crackers,double meaning,flavor,judgmental,literalism,snacks,unsavory
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I'm sure you'd really like them if you just gave them a chance! I mean, who knows? They might even turn out to be quite sweet! - Matty Malaprop