S/he Must Feel Very Liberated!

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Is he... is he shooped with Hillary Clinton here? - Matty Malaprop

DAT HAIR

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Via: Punblr
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Because gods are worth it too. - Matty Malaprop

From the University of Denver...

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...this works on a couple different levels.

It's Only Because He Admires Your Curves

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By Dave (Via: phuneecalmix.tumblr.com)
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Sometimes you just need someone to walk with on the mean streets... because you're dead in the middle of oncoming traffic and whatnot, and it's nice to have a human shield standing by. - Matty Malaprop

A Great Synopsis of Last Night's Big Game

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Via: PBS Nature
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They only want you to THINK the Ravens won. #Owls5eva - Matty Malaprop