It's Funny Because Usually Only Rednecks Like Crappy Country Music

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country,Hall of Fame,Keith Urban,literalism,opposites,rural,surname,urban
By JanosP
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Do you see what I just did there? Now that's what I call urbane humor. - Matty Malaprop

He's a Vermin to the Medical Field

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combination,house,juxtaposition,literalism,mickey mouse
By xyzpdq1
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... which I guess means his first child will be Mini House? - Matty Malaprop

The Wonder's in Your Collection!

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homophone,oldest trick in the book,thyme,time
By Unknown
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Perhaps it's not wonder enough to get me to shop at a place called The Big Crate, but regardless. Impressive. - Matty Malaprop