And a Lovely Aroma Peppered Their Conversation

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By xyzpdq1
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Thyme flies when you're making puns. - Matty Malaprop

Wireless Technology

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But it makes the whole "dangling upside down" trick WAY FREAKING COOLER. - Matty Malaprop

A Lesson in Proper Etiquette

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Via: Reddit
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There may be a couple of "i"s in "piggyback ride," but that doesn't make you any less irrational for thinking this is a two-way street. - Matty Malaprop

I'd Say They Have a Foot Fetish, But That's Just Me

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By Unknown
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Besides, I'm far more fond of portmanteaus than I am of boring technical descriptions. - Matty Malaprop

It's Doctor Hoot, the Punlord

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By Unknown
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I Find This Joke Very Amewsing

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By Unknown
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Following Instructions to the Letter

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CURSE YOU PORK & CARAMELISED CHESTNUT STUFFING I DID EXACTLY AS YOU COMMANDED SO WHY WILL YOU STILL NOT COOK FOR ME?? - Matty Malaprop