Chemistry Cat is so proud right now. - Matty Malaprop

Class is in session at the School of Fail!

These people really oughta stop with this conversation before they all make ashes out of themselves. - Matty Malaprop

GONNA TAKE A LOT TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM YOU / THERE'S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED ORCS OR MORE COULD EVER DO / I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN MIDDLE-EARTH / GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO FIND THE RINGS WE NEVER HAVE" - Matty Malaprop

Because Bing is neither useful nor punifiable. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Brainless Tales