He's Soulless AND Weasel-y. I'm not convinced there's any right to be found in him, really. - Matty malaprop
I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop
Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop
I suppose if you're an exhibitionist then this sort of thing gets you about as Pumped up as Steven Tyler always is. - Matty Malaprop
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