Is There Such a Thing as a Right Weasley?

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Is There Such a Thing as a Right Weasley?
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He's Soulless AND Weasel-y. I'm not convinced there's any right to be found in him, really. - Matty malaprop

More Like Sloppyright, Namsayin?

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More Like Sloppyright, Namsayin?
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I imagine this particular artist did not score very high trademarks in his circle-drawing seminar... - Matty Malaprop

Impossibru!

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Impossibru!
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I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop

The Reverse Doesn't Work Either

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The Reverse Doesn't Work Either
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Not even a crafty shoop could convincingly merge Wongs into Wrights, I don't think. - Matty Malaprop

I Think I Still Prefer the Coon...

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I Think I Still Prefer the Coon...
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BAD JOKE EEL, WHY YOU NOT AS FUNNY AS YOUR MAMMALIAN COUNTERPART? - Matty Malaprop