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I suppose if you're an exhibitionist then this sort of thing gets you about as Pumped up as Steven Tyler always is. - Matty Malaprop
I imagine this particular artist did not score very high trademarks in his circle-drawing seminar... - Matty Malaprop
BAD JOKE EEL, WHY YOU NOT AS FUNNY AS YOUR MAMMALIAN COUNTERPART? - Matty Malaprop
He's Soulless AND Weasel-y. I'm not convinced there's any right to be found in him, really. - Matty malaprop
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