Livin' it Up As You're Going Down

Favorite
Aerosmith,double meaning,elevator,levels,literalism,love in an elevator,sex,wrong
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I suppose if you're an exhibitionist then this sort of thing gets you about as Pumped up as Steven Tyler always is. - Matty Malaprop

Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me

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pointless,groan-inducing,circles,problem,wrong,literalism,no,double meaning,punchline,point
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Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

Impossibru!

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comic,dont,engrish,Hall of Fame,lolwut,make,right,similar sounding,white,wong,wrong
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I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, Photographer With a Penchant for Punny Posed Pictures

Favorite
levels,surname,similar sounding,wrong,literalism,magazine
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It's his favorite publication; he's been collecting every issue since the day it was first printed! - Matty Malaprop

The Reverse Doesn't Work Either

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wong,wright,surnames,wrong,right,similar sounding,adage,cliché,not even really a pun but oh well
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Not even a crafty shoop could convincingly merge Wongs into Wrights, I don't think. - Matty Malaprop

Is There Such a Thing as a Right Weasley?

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cosplay,double meaning,Harry Potter,homophone,impostor,literalism,ron,Ron Weasley,wrong
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He's Soulless AND Weasel-y. I'm not convinced there's any right to be found in him, really. - Matty malaprop