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Why aorta hit you for doing something so stupid, even if it was for the sake of an amazing pun! - Matty Malaprop

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... oh, you were talking about the falls? I was talking about my ding-dong. Sorry. - Matty Malaprop

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I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop