Wally? When Did You Get Here?

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Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop

With and Without

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But what if there is no spoon? Will Reese simply be ereesed from the annals of history? - Matty Malaprop

It Must Be Open Source...

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... and therein lies the perks of using a computer with convertible operating systems.

Stop Being Braggish; You Had Flint and Tinder!

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Regarding your recent string of successful camping trips, I'd wager you're on a bit of a hot streak. - Matty Malaprop

Party Cat Knows How to Have a Good Time

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I'm sure this isn't a meme, and I'm sure if it was it wouldn't be called party cat, but I'm feeling uncreative today and the only kind of acid in my system is gastric SO SCREW IT I DON'T EVEN CARE. - Matty Malaprop