I'm sure this isn't a meme, and I'm sure if it was it wouldn't be called party cat, but I'm feeling uncreative today and the only kind of acid in my system is gastric SO SCREW IT I DON'T EVEN CARE. - Matty Malaprop
But what if there is no spoon? Will Reese simply be ereesed from the annals of history? - Matty Malaprop
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE POSTED BAIL FOR YOU THIS WEEK. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? FOUL BACHELOR FROG?? - Matty Malaprop
... and therein lies the perks of using a computer with convertible operating systems.
Regarding your recent string of successful camping trips, I'd wager you're on a bit of a hot streak. - Matty Malaprop
Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop
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