Hmmm... maybe her X took the kid for the weekend? - Matty Malaprop

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Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop

If her last name was Witherspatula, do you think we'd still have to suffer these cliché puns quite as frequently? - Matty Malaprop

But what if there is no spoon? Will Reese simply be ereesed from the annals of history? - Matty Malaprop