A Real Breadwinner

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Just don't ask her how much she makes. She always gets a little rye about equality in the workplace. - Matty Malaprop

Snow Doubt About It

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This image has really opened my eyes. I don't think I'll be able to ski the Winter Olympics the same way ever again! - Matty Malaprop

A Performance From a World Pun Champion

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WAIT. PUN-OFFS ARE REAL THINGS? ALRIGHT I LOVE ALL OF YOU AND I'M SORRY BUT THIS IS THE END BECAUSE I'M RUNNING AWAY TO BECOME A COMPETITIVE PUN-TALKER! - Matty Malaprop

You Gotta Hand it to the Sphere for Always Bouncing Back, Though

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If you ask me, this pun proves once and for all that boxing is most definitely a three-dimensional sport. - Matty Malaprop

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