And All of a Sudden The Downstairs Tenants Heard a Loud Crash

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Say what you will about the OS itself, but let me be the first to say that the Blue Screen of Death does WONDERS keeping the bugs out of your apartment. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe Your Computer Just Needs New Legs?

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Windows is like a box of chocolates. I'll let you figure out precisely what that means. - Matty Malaprop

It Must Be Open Source...

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... and therein lies the perks of using a computer with convertible operating systems.