Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
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It ain't no Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, but I guess I'll let it slide. Now if you'll all excuse me, I've got a lovely damsel to court. And by damsel I mean handle and by court I mean quaff recklessly until my eyes glaze over and I pass out in a pool of my own vomit. - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, New York Times

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ICWUDT, New York Times
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I don't think U.S. whiskey makers are gonna be able to handle what happens if they start a war with their scottish rivals... - Matty Malaprop