It's not really his fault though; before he was incorporated into civilization, he always just navigated by the light of the moon. - Matty Malaprop

He was only ever a stone's (lycan)thro(pe) away! - Matty Malaprop

I'm pretty sure this comic has just inspired me to start a post-new wave neo-goth band named Werehaus. We're going to have three synthesizer players and no drummer and it's going to be AWESOME. - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, that book is sooooo sad. Tin Man and Scarecrow find organ donors, but The Cowardly Lion finds himself completely shafted by the bad veterinary technology in Oz. DE-PRESS-ING. - Matty Malaprop