I Bet He Wishes He'd Thought of That Sooner

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This joke is just so incredibly deep. - Matty Malaprop

The Leaves Want No Part of it Either!

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And the parts don't want to be tied up in it either! And the ties don't want to be embroiled themselves! And the broiler resents its inclusion in the whole affair also! And the affair was between Bobby Brown and someone else and well that's just creepy to even think about. - Matty Malaprop

All Other Water Troughs Are Just Pail Imitations

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As opposed to the X Well, which has a very strange top-end opening that quite frankly is not efficient in anyway seeing as it can't even accommodate a bucket of water or anything. - Matty Malaprop