The Camp Counselor is the BANE of Bruce's Existence

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"You merely adopted obesity! I was born in it, molded by it. I did not see a treadmill until I was already a man!" - Matty Malaprop

It's a Miracle Diet I Can Get Behind!

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Unfortunately Yellow didn't read the fine print, which reminds that you'll immediately regain the weight with every seat you take. - Matty Malaprop

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