True story: I have a friend who owns this shirt. He's exactly as nerdy as you'd imagine. - Matty Malaprop

This is not what I thought the weatherman meant when he said there was a mighty wind a'blowin'... - Matty Malaprop

But my home state of Montana remains Barret and Aerith as always, which means it's likely gonna be another Sephiroth forest fire season again this year... - Matty Malaprop