Both Together Tend to Cause Vertigo

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The submitter titled this post "I'm Not An Artist." I'm just going to weigh in on this matter and say that I beg to differ. - Matty Malaprop

Tom Waits...

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He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop