Man, what is it with all these TAs with strange names? Helen Waite for my English class, and Fa Kyerself for my philosophy class... - Matty Malaprop

BabiesAreGross #Don'tDenyIt #VesselsForFilthAndCrying - Matty Malaprop

... because they ain't gonna be pullin' no tips if they don't. - Matty Malaprop

All that's missing is a pack of smokes and the Bluesmobile. - Matty Malaprop