Best Keep Calm, or Best Keep Calm?

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vulture,poster,keep calm and carry on,carrion,literalism,homophones,carry on
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You know, to satiate all the vultures out there that prey on advice memes like this one... - Matty Malaprop

Kinda Like Rubber and Ether

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clown,double meaning,funny,taste,tastes,vulture,vultures
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And this is what happens when your jokes are drier than the desert. - Matty Malaprop

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