And Then My Hands Start to Slippy Off the Steering Column

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And Then My Hands Start to Slippy Off the Steering Column
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... and I don't think anybunny wants me crashing my Arwing on today's mission, right? - Matty Malaprop

People Totally Lost Their Heads When It First Came Out

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People Totally Lost Their Heads When It First Came Out
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Remember that part in "A Tale of Two Cities" where there's the fire and the wheel and the revolutionaries dancing to "La Carmagnole?" Yeah, it's kinda like that. - Matty Malaprop

Console-ations

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He's some British bloke rhyming about gaming consoles in a punny way. Um... enjoy? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Said British bloke uses some naughty words, just FYI.

It'll Have You Doing Barrel Rolls!

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It'll Have You Doing Barrel Rolls!
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Is your grasp on awakeness starting to get a little Slippy? A cup of our fresh-brewed java will have you Peppy in no time! - Matty Malaprop

He is Truly the Nom of War

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He is Truly the Nom of War
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Kratoast is a filling, easy-to-make breakfast, and it goes GREAT with a big glass of orange Zeus! - Matty Malaprop