He's some British bloke rhyming about gaming consoles in a punny way. Um... enjoy? - Matty Malaprop
Editor's Note: Said British bloke uses some naughty words, just FYI.
I chuckled, sure, but I'm pretty convinced most of these puns have a very short Half-Life. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, it ain't no Ice Climbers, but there's still some tough steez goin' down in that game! - Matty Malaprop
I always think I'm doing okay, but then ol' Margie just keeps giving out on me right in the middle of D-Day! - Matty Malaprop
What person is there to defend Sera against the Locust than a mustachio'd antihero clad in Wario Wear? - Matty Malaprop
Tekken really is the Jersey Shore of fighting games when you stop and think about it... - Matty Malaprop