He's some British bloke rhyming about gaming consoles in a punny way. Um... enjoy? - Matty Malaprop
Editor's Note: Said British bloke uses some naughty words, just FYI.
Is your grasp on awakeness starting to get a little Slippy? A cup of our fresh-brewed java will have you Peppy in no time! - Matty Malaprop
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Remember that part in "A Tale of Two Cities" where there's the fire and the wheel and the revolutionaries dancing to "La Carmagnole?" Yeah, it's kinda like that. - Matty Malaprop