I always think I'm doing okay, but then ol' Margie just keeps giving out on me right in the middle of D-Day! - Matty Malaprop

What person is there to defend Sera against the Locust than a mustachio'd antihero clad in Wario Wear? - Matty Malaprop

Finally, a good use of all those Kwik E Mart paychecks I've been saving! - Matty Malaprop

I don't know about you punsters, but I've never been particularly GLaDOS when I've ended up eating a slice of urinal cake. - Matty Malaprop

Kratoast is a filling, easy-to-make breakfast, and it goes GREAT with a big glass of orange Zeus! - Matty Malaprop

Now available for the Eggs Box 360.