Deadpool

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bodies,character,comic,dead,deadpool,literalism,marvel,pool,video game
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Strange... I still prefer the Marvel character to this iteration. - Matty Malaprop

D'OH! Killed Again!

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franchise,homer,literalism,medal of honor,the simpsons,video game
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I always think I'm doing okay, but then ol' Margie just keeps giving out on me right in the middle of D-Day! - Matty Malaprop

This Game is a Total Gas

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combination,franchise,Gears of War,juxtaposition,literalism,mario,photoshop,title,video game,wario
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What person is there to defend Sera against the Locust than a mustachio'd antihero clad in Wario Wear? - Matty Malaprop

My Favorite Jam? "Apu-na Matata."

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apu,guitar,Guitar Hero,hero,literalism,sitar,the simpsons,video game
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Finally, a good use of all those Kwik E Mart paychecks I've been saving! - Matty Malaprop

But the Pubes Taste Forever

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cake,double meaning,homophone,lie,lye,Portal,urinal,urinal cake,video game
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I don't know about you punsters, but I've never been particularly GLaDOS when I've ended up eating a slice of urinal cake. - Matty Malaprop

He is Truly the Nom of War

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god,god of war,kratos,nom,protagonist,similar sounding,suffix,toast,video game
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Kratoast is a filling, easy-to-make breakfast, and it goes GREAT with a big glass of orange Zeus! - Matty Malaprop