And Then My Hands Start to Slippy Off the Steering Column

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... and I don't think anybunny wants me crashing my Arwing on today's mission, right? - Matty Malaprop

This Game is a Total Gas

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What person is there to defend Sera against the Locust than a mustachio'd antihero clad in Wario Wear? - Matty Malaprop

DON'T HATE KID ICARUS IS HARD OKAY?

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I mean, it ain't no Ice Climbers, but there's still some tough steez goin' down in that game! - Matty Malaprop

Force Quit

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Force Mindtrick This is not the program you want to close.

Console-ations

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He's some British bloke rhyming about gaming consoles in a punny way. Um... enjoy? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Said British bloke uses some naughty words, just FYI.

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