Is your grasp on awakeness starting to get a little Slippy? A cup of our fresh-brewed java will have you Peppy in no time! - Matty Malaprop
Oh come on, it can't hurt that bad. I think you're just being an Octopussy about this whole thing. - Matty Malaprop
I chuckled, sure, but I'm pretty convinced most of these puns have a very short Half-Life. - Matty Malaprop
Kid would have done well to remember that The World has one hell of a right cross. - Matty Malaprop
Source: Perry Bible Fellowship
He's some British bloke rhyming about gaming consoles in a punny way. Um... enjoy? - Matty Malaprop
Editor's Note: Said British bloke uses some naughty words, just FYI.
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