Tekken really is the Jersey Shore of fighting games when you stop and think about it... - Matty Malaprop

Remember that part in "A Tale of Two Cities" where there's the fire and the wheel and the revolutionaries dancing to "La Carmagnole?" Yeah, it's kinda like that. - Matty Malaprop

Is your grasp on awakeness starting to get a little Slippy? A cup of our fresh-brewed java will have you Peppy in no time! - Matty Malaprop

Strange... I still prefer the Marvel character to this iteration. - Matty Malaprop