Stop Staring at That Woman's... Produce????

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He likes big PLUMS and he cannot lie. Fruity fruity fruity fruity poppin' everywhere. Etc. - Matty Malaprop

An Innocent Mistake

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And once again, anonymity has found itself usurped by acronymity. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

A Heartfelt Pastapology

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If you're gonna say sorry to a man, it's always a safe bet to say it with food. - Matty Malaprop