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angel angel hair double meaning hair literalism pasta variety - 6304549632
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Judging by her age, I'm guessing a very very creepy man bestowed that title upon her. Teenage hair pasta maybe, but I don't see no angel here. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning Hall of Fame iceberg lettuce literalism titanic variety - 6307332096
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Lettuce not panic. We are not green sailors. If we keep our heads straight, I'm sure we can make it out of this alive. - Matty Malaprop

apologizing apology pasta similar sounding types variety - 6094873600
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If you're gonna say sorry to a man, it's always a safe bet to say it with food. - Matty Malaprop