Well it's Technically a Vanpool, But I Guess I'll Let it Slide

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Well it's Technically a Vanpool, But I Guess I'll Let it Slide
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Screw being a pool shark. I've always aspired to be a billiards Volkswagen! - Matty Malaprop

It Vanished in the Starry Night

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It Vanished in the Starry Night
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I guess I'm just unlucky. Every time I buy something nice for myself, it always seems to missedeariously disappear... - Matty Malaprop

What a Stark Contrast!

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What a Stark Contrast!
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I don't want to claim this with any certainty, but I'm told this model is capable of driving through Pepper Pottholes without the driver feeling a thing! - Matty Malaprop

They Intersected at an Intersection

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They Intersected at an Intersection
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Van 1: Full of "free candy." Van 2: Full of young children. They meet in the middle at the common trait of "lawsuit." - Matty Malaprop

Another Hanksy Masterpiece

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Another Hanksy Masterpiece
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After seeing a decent number of episodes of It's Always Sunny, I'm honestly not sure how interested I am in taking a ride in this van... - Matty Malaprop