And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop

I'm betting all these puns were brewed up in Cosmo's Factory... - Matty Malaprop

Or musings on music in general... pssk, I don't even know. All I know is I'm a 12-year-old when it comes to giggling at the mention of "G-strings." - Matty Malaprop

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And I'm sure the action sequences will go stale far too quickly. - Matty Malaprop

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