It's the Tortoise's Challenge to Lose

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It's the Tortoise's Challenge to Lose
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The odds are especially rigged against the hare here given that the tortoise has "you are home" tattooed inside his shell, "Memento"-style. - Matty Malaprop

Don't You Just Hate it When Teachers Single You Out Like This?

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Don't You Just Hate it When Teachers Single You Out Like This?
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Purple didn't do so hot either, but I don't see you calling him out on his failing grade! I think you're overallist, teach! - Matty Malaprop