I'm Totally Not Creeped Out By This...

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For some reason I keep thinking those bags are tea bags, and the concept of steeping one's eyeballs in jasmine tea is really freaking me out right now. #LOLWUTMYBRAINOHGOD - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this image? Let me know in the comments!

Under a Rest

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The concept is cliché, sure, but the commentary really helps exemplify the hilarity of this scherzo. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe He Should Have Just Kept Silent

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And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop