I Have a Beam

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... it's sh*t like this that makes me simultaneously love and loathe everyone in the current generation. - Matty Malaprop

Never Give Into It!

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Never Give Into It!
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Only a total fruit would give into pear pressure, 'namsayin? #I'mNotHomophobicISwear #THISPUNISABOUTFRUIT #NOITREALLYACTUALLYIS - Matty Malaprop

Peeling FABULOUS!

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Peeling FABULOUS!
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... what does fabluous mean? No really. I'm curious. - Matty Malaprop

The Only Typo You Won't Scream About Today

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Nothing says "romance" like a shuriken to the retina. - Matty Malaprop